Archive for the ‘Miley Cyrus’ Category
Last night, Miley Cyrus may have taken home six Teen Choice Awards (see all the stylish stars at the awards here), but today she is the proud owner of a new pair of glasses! The starlet took to her Twitter to show off her red Loree Rodkin by Sama glasses. “My new glasses yayy! Makes me look smart and stylish!” she tweeted. We love Miley’s studious new accessory — perfect for back-to-school!
Oh, 16-year-old Miley Cyrus. Why do you continue to do this to us all? Acting what is deemed to be too provocative and sexual for your young age, which never fails to shock everyone. “Oh my word, that Miley Cyrus. So inappropriate!”
Except the comments are never that civilized; they tend to go more the slut route. It’s not nice or fair, that’s just kind of how it goes if you’re an underage starlet trying to get some attention.
It would be nice if Miley could help us all out and avoid this age-old debate by choosing not to pole dance at the Teen Choice Awards or wear a supershort miniskirt and then change into a dress with a serious plunging neckline. But she’s not going to do that, and the cycle is just about to begin again with her little sister…
Noah Cyrus finally gives us an answer to the world’s question: What’s worse than a 16-year-old pole dancing on national television? A 9-year-old pole dancing at a Hollywood club. Someone alert their parents via Twitter!
Miley Cyrus is doing her favorite thing again: sexing it up in a magazine.
This time the August issue of Elle is her enabler. They want to prove that Miley is not a kid anymore. So they dressed the 16-year-old up like a real grown-up sexy lady, relying on stripper boots and push-up bras since the bedsheet-and-naked-shoulder thing didn’t quite work out.
And Elle was winning the case for a minute. Kids don’t dress in all this suggestive leather in the middle of the summer. Only sexy adults do, right? But then Miley talked and said silly-sounding kid stuff:
“I would pay $500 for the jeans that we make for $20. I’m really into high fashion.”
Or: “The jeans are my favorite part of the entire line. Because, like, literally this is going to be good for, like, Middle America, and it will be great for kids that really want to be in fashion but that don’t have it available.” (Enough with the jeans.)
We won’t even get started on all her twittering.
And you know, we get it. Miley’s just in that whole “I’m Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman” phase, and sure, it’s kind of awkward to watch her trying to bring the sexy, kind of failing and then everyone calling her a slut.
But all she needs is time, a moment that is hers while she’s in between. So this is us giving her a moment.